Hey there

I created this blog instead because The Closet Bitch was already taken. This is going to be an anonymously run blog featuring rants about all the things I hate in the world - shameless poor, shameless plugs, and poser social media bios.

If you find yourself agreeing to my harsh sentiments, welcome to the club. Otherwise, don't preach. I have another blog where I'm all good and proper. Welcome to my dark side.